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var random_text = new random_text();
var number = 0;

random_text[number++] = "<p>cupcakes</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>getting mail</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>hats</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>corn tortillas</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>ranch dressing</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>exclamation points!</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>Charmed</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>Buffy The Vampire Slayer (the movie)</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>Carol's Daughter</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>Project Runway</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>Jason Statham</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>Target</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>you!</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>John Mayer</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>Sleeping in</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>cookbooks</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>kanye west</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>stripes</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>ruffles</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>target</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>chickpeas</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>cheese</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>glitter</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>twitter</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>Jennifer Lopez</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>Psych</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>cheese</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>owls</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>oprah</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>movie musicals</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>the kindness of strangers</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>the internet</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>bacon</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>the cool side of the pillow</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>eric ripert</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>dorie greenspan</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>mexican food</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>laundry dried on an outdoor line</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>hugs</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>Lady Gaga</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>Beyonce</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>Jeff Buckley's Lover You Should Have Come Over</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>Post-it Notes</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>French accents</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>mimosas</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>vodka gimlets</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>lip gloss</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>sequins</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>babies</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>kittens</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>the bunnies that play in front of my apartment building</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>starbucks</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>fall weather</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>architecture</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>the color blue</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>the numbers 2,3 & 4</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>the ampersand</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>taking photos</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>angelina jolie</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>the food network</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>cooking</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>my husband</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>books</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>scrabble</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>shopping</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>hello kitty</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>turtles</p>"
random_text[number++] = "<p>words</p>"

var random_number = Math.floor(Math.random() * number);

document.write(random_text[random_number]);